This is not a Artest. This is an emergency.

I really think Videogum said it best (a while ago, actually):

“What is wrong with Ron Artest?”

Well friends, I know what is wrong with Ron Artest. Aeons ago, when Web 2.0 was emerging from the hard shell of its dot com incubator into its gooey Cadbury infancy, a young man named Matt B changed his Myspace.com display name to read “Ron Artest”. Thrown into a mindless berserker fury at seeing his name appropriated by a young man who defiantly straddled a bike in his display picture, the Ron Artest we all knew and loved fell to his knees and perished.

Matt B, in reverence to his fallen hero, has since deleted the page. But to no avail.

Now we face the greatest test of all in the FINAL BOSS FORM of Ron Artest. Or is it?

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