Ask me QQQQQ’s you know you wanna.
Sample questions I get asked all the time but will still answer if you want to know:
“Ben why are you so beautiful?”
“Ben how is your life perfect and you are so smart?”
“Ben what is it like to get food poisoning from bad chorizo at Red Hawk and then feel [...]
Posts from ‘January, 2010’
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Nature Will Find A Way
Travis Bye doesn’t have a monopoly on bad erotic fiction. Ian Malcolm was right: Life will find a way. In this case, that means bad Jurassic Park erotic fiction.
“Ian Malcolm thrusted his greased dino-explorer deep into the triceratops’s waiting unexplored anal caverns. Thrust. Thrust. Thrust. The beast’s groans of approval echoed round the small security [...]
Juggling?
Really, what in the world is going on here?
Cat Stucked In Iced Cream
I imagine I don’t need to work very hard to convince anyone to watch cute/funny cat videos. So here is one of my latest favs:
(via Videogum)
