I would call these panties “booty soda” because I am a non-traditional midwesterner.
Somebody find me a girlfriend who will wear Booty Pop for me! But not the beige granny Booty Pop. I only want a girl who will wear the stylish black Booty Pops. Maybe a girl who will wear nothing but Booty Pop under her zebra-print Snuggie. Then I will, as they say, “pop a rubbabannn’ on ‘er”.
Wouldn’t you feel jipped if your girl was really just wearing a booty pop? It’s like thinking someone has a booty when they actually dont, which is almost as bad as people hiding that they are actually fat. I hate fat people. and fake booties
Hillary will you wear Booty Pop for me? For Valentines Day even? Maybe they have special Valentines Day Booty Pop.