Ask me QQQQQ’s you know you wanna.
Sample questions I get asked all the time but will still answer if you want to know:
“Ben why are you so beautiful?”
“Ben how is your life perfect and you are so smart?”
“Ben what is it like to get food poisoning from bad chorizo at Red Hawk and then feel [...]
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Nature Will Find A Way
Travis Bye doesn’t have a monopoly on bad erotic fiction. Ian Malcolm was right: Life will find a way. In this case, that means bad Jurassic Park erotic fiction.
“Ian Malcolm thrusted his greased dino-explorer deep into the triceratops’s waiting unexplored anal caverns. Thrust. Thrust. Thrust. The beast’s groans of approval echoed round the small security [...]
Polaroid Is Consciously Making Bad Decisions
First they made instant film go away and ruined everyone’s memories. Maybe if Polaroid film was still a thing there wouldn’t be so many girls sexting their teen boyfriends all the time. They could just mail them polaroid nudies using forever stamps and not worry so much about ending up on the internet. Because really, [...]
TOR Story Podcast?
I’ve never listened to an audiobook. I’m not exactly sure how I feel about the idea of having to travel at someone else’s pace, and listen to a single voice mediate my imagination.
All that is going to change now that I’ve discovered the Tor Story Podcast. Maybe. I haven’t listened to any of them yet, [...]
Wonderful Badly-Photoshopped Avatar Fanpics
Just found some amazing Avatar fan art. Posting a gallery here for your enjoyment. EXTREMELY NSFW by the way.
