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		<title>Lamespring.org</title>
		<link>http://totalbro.com/blog/2010/01/lamespring-org/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 04:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bxd</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[food poisoning]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ask me QQQQQ&#8217;s you know you wanna.
Sample questions I get asked all the time but will still answer if you want to know:
&#8220;Ben why are you so beautiful?&#8221;
&#8220;Ben how is your life perfect and you are so smart?&#8221;
&#8220;Ben what is it like to get food poisoning from bad chorizo at Red Hawk and then feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nature Will Find A Way</title>
		<link>http://totalbro.com/blog/2010/01/nature-will-find-a-way/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 10:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bxd</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[erotic fan-fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ian Malcolm]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[rule 34]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Travis Bye doesn&#8217;t have a monopoly on bad erotic fiction. Ian Malcolm was right: Life will find a way. In this case, that means bad Jurassic Park erotic fiction.

&#8220;Ian Malcolm thrusted his greased dino-explorer deep into the triceratops’s waiting unexplored anal caverns. Thrust. Thrust. Thrust. The beast’s groans of approval echoed round the small security [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Polaroid Is Consciously Making Bad Decisions</title>
		<link>http://totalbro.com/blog/2010/01/polaroid-is-consciously-making-bad-decisions/</link>
		<comments>http://totalbro.com/blog/2010/01/polaroid-is-consciously-making-bad-decisions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bxd</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[digital nudies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[instant film nudies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[First they made instant film go away and ruined everyone&#8217;s memories. Maybe if Polaroid film was still a thing there wouldn&#8217;t be so many girls sexting their teen boyfriends all the time. They could just mail them polaroid nudies using forever stamps and not worry so much about ending up on the internet. Because really, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TOR Story Podcast?</title>
		<link>http://totalbro.com/blog/2010/01/tor-story-podcast/</link>
		<comments>http://totalbro.com/blog/2010/01/tor-story-podcast/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 08:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bxd</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[audiobook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lovecraft]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steampunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TOR]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never listened to an audiobook. I&#8217;m not exactly sure how I feel about the idea of having to travel at someone else&#8217;s pace, and listen to a single voice mediate my imagination.
All that is going to change now that I&#8217;ve discovered the Tor Story Podcast. Maybe. I haven&#8217;t listened to any of them yet, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wonderful Badly-Photoshopped Avatar Fanpics</title>
		<link>http://totalbro.com/blog/2009/12/wonderful-badly-photoshopped-avatar-fanpics/</link>
		<comments>http://totalbro.com/blog/2009/12/wonderful-badly-photoshopped-avatar-fanpics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bxd</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Avatar]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just found some amazing Avatar fan art. Posting a gallery here for your enjoyment. EXTREMELY NSFW by the way.

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		<title>Shintaro Kago Is The (Guro) Man</title>
		<link>http://totalbro.com/blog/2009/12/shintaro-kago-is-the-guro-man/</link>
		<comments>http://totalbro.com/blog/2009/12/shintaro-kago-is-the-guro-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 06:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bxd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My absolute favorite artist right now is Shintaro Kago. He&#8217;s a Japanese Manga artist and is making some of the most fucked up and innovative things I have ever seen. I think if I had these kind of comics instead of X-Men when I was growing up I would have become a comic book addict.

Ever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Geeks Measure The World</title>
		<link>http://totalbro.com/blog/2009/11/how-geeks-measure-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:07:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bxd</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mustache density]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wired]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Wired has a kinda sorta somewhat okay list of fanciful units to measure unordinary things. The list is mostly boring, and covers your Twitter-based (milliscobles) and your Futurama-coined (megaFonzies). My personal favorite is &#8220;mustache density&#8221;, but I&#8217;m not a fan of the offered unit. Any mustache measurer worth his salt has to know that Tom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Duress Phrase</title>
		<link>http://totalbro.com/blog/2009/11/duress-phrase/</link>
		<comments>http://totalbro.com/blog/2009/11/duress-phrase/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bxd</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dinosaur comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duress phrase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twilight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[webcomic]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I like to get all my tips on how to safely navigate this dangerous world from internet comics.
Just for the record everyone I know, if under duress I will let you know by saying the radically unlikely phrase &#8220;Pick me up a copy of Twilight.&#8221;

Oh and I promise my hard-hitting in-depth review of Twilight: New [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fish Taco Salad</title>
		<link>http://totalbro.com/blog/2009/08/fish-taco-salad/</link>
		<comments>http://totalbro.com/blog/2009/08/fish-taco-salad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 05:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bxd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Only made it home in time for fish taco salad. I unfortunately missed fish tacos.

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		<title>For the record, I propose &#8220;Spic flu&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://totalbro.com/blog/2009/04/for-the-record-i-propose-spic-flu/</link>
		<comments>http://totalbro.com/blog/2009/04/for-the-record-i-propose-spic-flu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bxd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure what caused the Middle East to depart from their usually quite rational thinking, but an Israeli official has stated that the name &#8220;Swine Flu&#8221; is offensive.
JERUSALEM (AP) — The outbreak of swine flu should be renamed &#8220;Mexican&#8221; influenza in deference to Muslim and Jewish sensitivities over pork, said an Israeli health official [...]]]></description>
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