Ask me QQQQQ’s you know you wanna.
Sample questions I get asked all the time but will still answer if you want to know:
“Ben why are you so beautiful?”
“Ben how is your life perfect and you are so smart?”
“Ben what is it like to get food poisoning from bad chorizo at Red Hawk and then feel like you are going to die for 18 hours?” (this one is too soon and still strikes a chord).
I will answer these and many more if you ask them at me in a box on a website.
Travis Bye doesn’t have a monopoly on bad erotic fiction. Ian Malcolm was right: Life will find a way. In this case, that means bad Jurassic Park erotic fiction.
“Ian Malcolm thrusted his greased dino-explorer deep into the triceratops’s waiting unexplored anal caverns. Thrust. Thrust. Thrust. The beast’s groans of approval echoed round the small security room, as Malcolm grunted his own response, and looked up at the wall of video monitors in front of him. As the sweat dripped from his brow, Ian observed the hundreds of camera feeds in front of him, and allowed his mind to wonder over the passionate possibilities. So many Jurassic joinings in waiting, he could taste the potential. As he glanced T-rex’s, raptors and the other delicious delights of the park, he became lost in his visionary violations. . .”
The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-fiction Writers Association
Really, what in the world is going on here?
I imagine I don’t need to work very hard to convince anyone to watch cute/funny cat videos. So here is one of my latest favs:
(via Videogum)
