I thought this video was real until I read about it.
My reaction was the same as Ted hearing a bag-dude say “I’m not cleanin’ this up”:
NO FUCKIN WAY
Forgein’s Legacy: Pt. 2
A while back I posted the first couple chapters of a fantasy novel that I wrote with my friend Tim when we were in 8th grade.
Based on some recent feedback, it seems the public is starved to find out what happens to Alex and her companions. So I sucked it up and stayed up til 3 AM last night typing up the next two chapters of the story.
THERE IS SO MUCH ACTION.
Be prepared for an unbelievable series of twists and turns as this epic tale unfolds out of the minds of two thirteen year-olds who were way ahead of their time. This story is orders of magnitude better than twilight, and doesn’t even have a tiny bit of shitty angsty miswritten vampire romance.
Animal Feet
I started off Furry Friday early by seeing Mr. Fancy Fox at the dollar theater. It’s probably my fav stop-action flick since Wallace & Gromit. And that’s saying a lot, because I loved those raisin commercials. Nature’s candy.
Anyway, for anyone who hasn’t gotten to the animal party yet, you can start off with this article about how animal feet make awesome shoes to put on a person. To be honest, I won’t be going to the Furry Friday Zoo Party tomorrow wearing fake hooves, but that’s just because I’m not fashionable enough and also I would need polar bear hooves to make it there in this Michigan solid water powder extravaganza that’s happening right now outside.
Polar bears don’t have hooves, and I’m going as a panda bear anyway, but enjoy these bizarro shoes.
Booty POP
I would call these panties “booty soda” because I am a non-traditional midwesterner.
Somebody find me a girlfriend who will wear Booty Pop for me! But not the beige granny Booty Pop. I only want a girl who will wear the stylish black Booty Pops. Maybe a girl who will wear nothing but Booty Pop under her zebra-print Snuggie. Then I will, as they say, “pop a rubbabannn’ on ‘er”.
